It’s that time of the decade again!

So, it’s been ages since I’ve been around which means this is probably a glorified internal monologue, but whatevers.

I’ve decided to stop being annoying on the Facetwit tubes and post every now and then here instead, so as to not make friends’ Facetwit experiences miserable.

Also… IT IS WORLD CUP TIME WHICH MEANS I MIGHT NEED MORE THAN 140 CHARACTERS TO PROPERLY CONVEY JUST HOW EXCITED/DISSAPOINTED/FURIOUS I AM!

Ahem,

Yeah. Let’s see how long I keep at it this time.

In the meantime, and keeping with the soccer theme, I hereby officially recommend everybody the excellent Argentinian movie ‘The Secret in Their Eyes’ (El Secreto de Sus Ojos). Which has a kickass chase scene taking place at a Soccer game (which is the only soccer scene, so fear not!). You may have heard of it when it won the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film. The trailer is kinda lame, the movie is a lot better. So yeah, go rent it and watch it

On the moral equivalence of Murder and non-hetero banging

Fuck you, Rod Dreher (furious backpedaling within). You psycho d-bag.

Via John Cole.

I swear he hit my fist with his face!

Dean Grose, the Mayor of some town in California sent a hysterical email to his bestest buddies and/or coworkers (a black person included, cause you know he ain’t no racist!) depicting the White House Lawn turned into a watermelon patch, lamenting that this year it might be impossible to have an easter egg hunt, due to those delicious fruits being all over the place. Oh man, such a non-sequitor! I mean, why would one think about watermelons and the current White House!? It’s like something straight from a Ionesco play or a Monty Python skit! What a comedic genius!

Then of course, some PC, no-humor communist complained about some alleged stereotype linking blacks and watermelons. WTF!!!???!!

Understandably, (soon-to-be-ex) Mayor Grose explained that he, just as I’m sure every other red-blooded american, was absolutely unaware about blacks-and-watermelon jokes. He’s just a victim, can’t you see? And you know what, now that I think about it, blacks seem to love watermelons! Hilarious!

Oh man, you know what else is hilarious? Mexicans love to eat beans! I bet I can start a stand-up routine with a joke about that!

Tip o’ the hat to Sadly, No!

It lives!

Hello, is there anybody in there?