Dearest Mr. Lou Dobbs,

Go fuck yourself,  you instigating piece of shit.

Raul Flores thought federal agents had barged with guns drawn into his home in Arivaca, Arizona, in the middle of the night.

The woman and two men wore uniforms and identified themselves as U.S. Marshals. They claimed the house was surrounded. They said they were looking for an escaped prisoner, Flores’ wife told a 911 dispatcher.

But there was no backup waiting outside, and no fugitive. The marshals were imposters.

They had targeted Flores because they suspected he was a drug trafficker and they wanted to rob and kill him, according to the Pima County Sheriff’s Department.

As the intruders searched his home, Flores asked one of the men why his handgun was taped. The man responded by shooting and killing Flores.

“Someone just came in and shot my daughter and husband,” Flores’ wife frantically told 911. She tells the police operator that she was shot and left for dead with her husband, Raul Flores, 29, and daughter Brisenia, 9, who were both shot in the head.

Twelve days later police have the “marshals” in custody on charges of first-degree murder, burglary and aggravated assault. Police identified the suspects as Shawna Forde, 41, of Buena Vista, Arizona; Jason Eugene Bush, 34, of Kingman, Arizona; and Albert Robert Gaxiola, 42, of Tucson, Arizona.

May these fucking animals (or whoever did this, if the guys apprehended didn’t do it) rot in jail for the rest of their lives.

Happy now, Monsieurs Dobbs, Hannity, Limbaugh, Savage, et al?

When do we start waterboarding them so that they talk about all the underground vigilante terrorist cells plotting to murder inocents? 187 or so a month is the going rate, right? What about stress positions, sleep deprivation and all that fun stuff? We cannot take any chances, right? It’s all for the childrens.



A federal judge said Thursday that he wants to look at notes from the FBI’s interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney during the investigation into who leaked the identity of a CIA operative.

“If we become a fact-finder for political enemies, they aren’t going to cooperate,” Justice Department attorney Jeffrey Smith said during a 90-minute hearing. “I don’t want a future vice president to say, `I’m not going to cooperate with you because I don’t want to be fodder for ‘The Daily Show.'”

Protecting the feelings of the most self-absorbed, entitled, whiny, megalomaniac, divorced from reality clowns is a higher priority for the DoJ than stopping illegal actions from politicians and overall abuses of power.

Good to know, Obama Administration!

What the shit is up with the Dept. of Justice? No, really. What the deuce?

I’m sure any other person being accused of a criminal act will be entitled to the same legal defense. Today’s comedians spare nobody!

Fuck the RIAA

Fuck them right in their greedy bitch eyes.

A US jury on Thursday ordered a 32-year-old woman to pay 1.92 million dollars in damages for illegally downloading 24 songs in a high-profile digital piracy case.

And fuck everybody who helped make it so that a person was made to pay eighty thousand dollars per song to these bitches.

Oh and fuck you too, Lars Ulrich. Much as I enjoyed your latest album, which I gladly bought without need for coercing, kindly stick a drumstick up your ass whenever you get a chance to.

Big Brother, bitches

Don’t trouble your pretty little heads. This only means we are just safer than we thought we were from them terrists.

Doesn’t it feel awesome. Can’t wait for Cheney to pop up somewhere on cable news so we can all thank him. Where has he been, by the way? I haven’t heard from him in over 48 hours! I bet it’s just because the liberal media is so liberal.

Update: Protection of Former Presidents just got out of its September the tenth mentality. If we’re trying to keep the unwashed masses safe, it only follows that we should take extra care of our important peoples.

Free Market and increasing profit margins are teh awesomez

See, this very well illustrates why I feel that turning a necessary service, one that is required for the well-being of a population, into a profit race is not only stupid, but evil.

Karen Tumulty has the goods over at Swampland. Allow me to serve you this Amuse Bouche:

What Robin went through after that was a nightmare, one she tearfully described Tuesday morning in front of the House Energy and Commerce Committee’s oversight and investigations subcommittee. “The sad thing is, Blue Cross gladly took my high premiums, and the first time I filed a claim and was suspected of having cancer, they searched high and low for a reason to cancel me,” said Robin, whose hair is just beginning to grow back in from chemotherapy.

Fuck them. And their enablers. There’s plenty of areas and businesses where there’s nothing wrong with cutting corners to increase your profits. People’s health is not something that should be traded for some extra dough for a shareholder.

Seriously, I can’t wait for some goddamn Socialized Medicine*.

*Yeah, I know, nothing that’s been considered in the U.S. actually qualifies as socialized medicine. But it sounds sexier. Besides, the word socialist makes nutjobs pee their pants. And that’s always funny.

EDIT- Let me see if I can put it succinctly: The way things are right now, Health Insurers exist to make money. They are “regular companies.” Fuck that. Health insurance’s raison d’etre is to give access to health care to people who need it. And they keep proving way past any doubt could remain, that one does not bring the other as a side-effect. It is fuckin’ savage to leave it to greedy ruthless bastards to provide a necessary service. It’s kinda weird how most countries who are able to afford paying for such a system seem to have such little trouble getting it. I mean, except here. I bet it’s their lack of freedoms.

This is what happens when Jack Bauer is too busy

The Terrorists win.

Luckily once we start some enhanced interrogatin’ medieval shit on the terrorist and other likely suspects that terrify us all will be well and we’ll be able to stop any and all further terrorist attacks, right?





P.S. When do we start cataloging all those religious Madrasas that indoctrinate and support all the groups that plot to destroy our freedoms on a daily basis? When do we get to call them terrorist enablers, and by extension, just as bad? Man, it feels great to not have to think about stuff and just go apeshit acting on your fears and resentments and start calling people names and being an overall extremist who denounces evil shit all the time. Shades of gray are for those who want the evildoers to win. DO YOU!?

More on Christianist terrorism

The Rude Pundit thinks of a ticking bomb scenario, and what our recent course of action towards terrorists dictates is the natural reaction.

I bet all those bloodthirsty warmongering neanderthals will be drooling in excitement with the prospects of another electroshocked nutsack. They’ve been kinda sad with all the witholding of prisoner abuse picture porn by the Obama administration (Wheeeeeeeeee Change!)

I mean, if we do all that shit to people we’re fighting there (like taxi cab drivers who gave a nasty look to some afghan tribal leader) so we don’t have to fight them here, what shall we do with the crazy assholes killing christians in their own houses of worship in the motherfuckin heartland of the U.S. of A? These people complitely lose their minds over the hypothetical murdering of americans. How over the top will their reaction be to actual cold-blooded assassination? I mean, good-hearted american women just lost 1/3 of their freedoms, for which we are supposed to be loathed?