Everybody’s working for the weekend

Sad to disappoint but no, this is not a post about the Cool Cats.

This is a post about how embarrassing it is to read the tweets of senators. What the fuck is the matter with reading like a 13yr old on his way to the mall? Seriously, this shit is fuckin’ embarrassing, Sen. Grassley.

I get the need to contract words because of the 140 character limitation, but there’s no need to sound that stupid. First, you can use more than one tweet, then there’s also GODDAMN BLOGS. You don’t have to write Glennzilla-like mammoth posts. If it takes 180 characters instead of <140 to say something and not sound like somebody who should lose xbox privileges until he gets a B or better in science class, then so be it. It’s not like following blindly the recent fad in online communication makes you look any hipper, either.

Also, it’s not only purely the character limitation. The tweets read really really teenage whiny. It’s really sad. You can picture him shouting from inside his locked bedroom. Probably listening to whatever is the teenage angst band du jour. I mean come on, replace the recipient of the tweet (Obama) and the particular topic of discussion (health care), and this is just another angry kid who was told to stop acting like a damned spoiled brat, and went on a painful to watch hissy fit.

Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said ‘time to delivr on healthcare’ When you are a “hammer” u think evrything is NAIL I’m no NAIL

Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us”time to deliver” on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND.

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!

Now, if you finish your meat, you can watch this:

But only ’cause I love The Tod.

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