Happy 20th Birthday, Internets!

One more year and you can buy booze in the States! Though I suppose being European, you’ve been getting drunk legally for some time now over there.

Who said High-Energy Particle Physics is just an Ivory-Towerish money dump?

Now go back to showing me free porn, delivering urgent missives from Nigerian widows, and sending me uncountably many offers for cheap boner pills! Oh and PUTTING ALL OF HUMANITY’S KNOWLEDGE AT MY FINGERTIPS!

Mwuahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Mwuahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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