Scientific Finding of the Day

Iron Maiden kicks major ass. UP THE IRONS!

Abstract: Iron Maiden’s Live After Death is the best album to listen to while exercising.

Iron Maiden’s Live After Death is the best album to listen to while exercising. Specifically from Aces High till Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner.

I mean, come on, listen to this and tell me it’s not jogging’s perfect companion.

Conclusion: If you want to listen to music that will want to pump *clap* you up, Live After Death is the best.

Acknowledgments: The author is forever indebted to Bruce Dickinson, Steve Harris, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith and Nicko McBrain

Full article to appear in Journal of Badassery, Vol 57, Issue 4.

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One Response

  1. Is this a peer review journal? If so, am I on the board?

    You do realize that my family motto is Kick Ass, right?

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