I take it back.

Obama is clearly the Anti-Christ. Why the change of heart, you ask?

He is usurping the holy Jesusphone and hoping to turn it into an Obamaphone, that heathen. Kinda like a 21st century reverse Jesus banishing the Merchants from the Temple deal.

Believing in the very stupid notion that the Bible clearly states that the Antichrist will be a man from a religion that didn’t even exist at the time (which it most certainly doesn’t) was not something I could be persuaded by, but trying to become Jesus in the eyes of men by taking over his very own celphone, I mean, that three-devices-in-one holy relic, well that just crosses the line.

And to defile it to allow people to become more involved with the political process? Fucking sickening.

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4 Responses

  1. Are we taking bets on how long until Marty has it up and running?

  2. Dibs on “by saturday.”

  3. That long? I say as soon as he reads this post, if he hasn’t done it already.

    Especially since it’s currently the most recent of the Obama campaign’s tweets.

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