McCain will save America

…but only after you elect him first. No freebies!

“President Clinton had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. President Bush had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. I know how to do it and I’ll do it,” he told ABC’s “World News” in an interview.

This was said yesterday September 3rd, 2008; a whopping 139 days before inauguration day (1/20/09). So, McCain claims he knows how to capture the man responsible for 9/11 and other attacks on the US (and other countries as well).

Of course this is utter bullshit. But! Taking him at his word, this means that even in the unlikeliest case that only yesterday he figured out how to capture Public Enemy numero uno, that’s still choosing to not do a thing about it for at least 139 days, and this is of course assuming he gets elected, otherwise he’s happy to let Osama bin Laden run free. As punishment to the american people for being so dumb to not elect him, I guess.

How ridiculous, petty, selfish, and just plain retarded to say this. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that he spoke without thinking (so it’s only stupidly reckless and not sociopathic) and didn’t think of the very clear implications of what he was uttering. I mean, it’s not as if he’s part of the party who’s been in control of government for the past eight years. He’s also not a “foreign policy expert” who has any weight on his party’s foreign policy. Clearly he hasn’t used his super duper triple secret knowledge because he just hasn’t been able.

Really? You know (or have known) how to capture him, but you refuse to do what’s best for the country (if not the world) unless people vote for you? You are not going running to the White House to tell Bush how to capture bin Laden, which would no doubt immediately boost the GOP on the polls, and by extension, your chances in the election? Man, what a hero. Putting his country first! Acting always for a cause greater than himself!

That’s maverickism we can believe in!


One Response

  1. Actually I like all four presidential contenders.

    McCain is a maverick.
    Palin is inexperienced, but a quick study, and nobody’s fool.

    Obama is dedicated to helping Americans on the home front.
    Biden has a long history of experience with foreign affairs.

    What it comes down to for me is:
    THE DRAIN in Iraq, and which want to continue the war effort,
    no end, no horizon in sight.

    For that crucial issue, the Obama team wins hands down.
    Sorry, Sarah!

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