Mad Libs, John “PoW” McCain Edition.

Nicolle Wallace, might just have started a fun game unknowingly. Now, one could point out that the phrase “The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous,” makes absolutely zero sense, from a strictly logical perspective.

On the other hand, one could play some kind of Mad Libs Bingo game. Wherein one comes up with exciting and non sequiturical new things McCain ought not be accused of on grounds of having been a PoW. When some McCain surrogate uses your very own MadCain (McLips?), you win two internets.

The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, ___________ is outrageous.

Try it!

I’ll give it a go, “The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, has missed more votes in the Senate than a man who suffered a brain hemorrage* is outrageous.”

*Yes, John McCain has a comfortable lead in Votes Missed, edging over Sen. Johnson (D-SD), who suffered a brain hemorrage, by a commanding 15%. (McCain has missed over 63% of the votes) One could argue that campaigning is to blame, even then, he has an almost 20% advantage over Obama and over 30% over Clinton. Go Senator Clinton!

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3 Responses

  1. Vote for me instead of slandering a war hero!

  2. It should read, “Is not a drag queen”

  3. […] than McCain. As a Corollary, it is roughly 50% less likely that Phillip Buttler would cheat (see MadLibs post), compared to […]

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