It’s Friday!

So that means it’s about time for another family-values protecting crusader to get caught doing not entirely family-values approved stuff.

Who is it this time? Peter Hong, who “[…] has been in and out of the Republican side of Minnesota politics since the mid-1990s, when he surfaced as a genial bulldog campaign press secretary for former Sen. Rod Grams, R-Minn. He served as a spokesman for Gov. Tim Pawlenty’s campaign in 2002 and for the Bush-Cheney campaign in Minnesota in 2004.”

Mr. Hong was arrested on charges of soliciting prostitution.

Now, I will spare you of a terribly contrived segway from family values hypocrite bullshit into birth control bullshit, and just give you the hilarious “Every Sperm is Sacred” from Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life.” Because I want to.

I will say this, though: Mr. Hong, you have made God quite irate. Oh man, I’m so funny sometimes.


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