Chauvinist Pig Alert!

Bruce Ware, professor of Christian theology at Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Ky., who appears to have mastered time travel in his native year of 1783 and joined us in the scary future, made the following points at Denton Bible Church in Texas just over a week ago*:

  1. God gave men (the male ones, not the species) authority over their wives.
  2. Sin makes said wives disagree with their husbands.
  3. It is only as a response of said sinning by those unruly wives that men abuse their wives, which is also a sin. So it’s bad but justified. Also, males can only respond to uppity women in two ways: they either sin by abusing them, or they sin by becoming emasculated useless wusses.
  4. Women’s path to eternal salvation is via childbearing. Only by embracing her husband’s authority and realizing her accessory role is that a woman is a good Christian.
  5. Men were created first. Women were created later in order to be men’s “helper”.

Enjoy your stay in this Brave New World, you idiotic caveman. Go to one of our libraries, you may discover this novel revelation that there are not two classes of humans with different rights and responsibilities separated by type of gonads. I know, it blew my mind too!

*Via Think Progress.


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