It’s Let’s-make-fun-of-Grampa-McCain o’ clock!

All I could think of when I read about how self-confessed computer illiterate John “Abe Simpson” McCain’s aide Mark Soohoo, in trying to defend his boss’ interwebs street cred said “John McCain is aware of the Internet” (which in itself is a pretty vacuous and stupid statement, particularly given the context*), was of how long untill someone gives it the “I am aware of all Internet Traditions” treatment.

Please, somebody make it happen.

*He was responding to someone calling bullshit on his previous statement, “You don’t actually have to use a computer to understand how it shapes the country.” Sure, you can have ideas as to what the ramifications of something you’re wholly unfamiliar with may be. Sadly for McCain, while this happens over and over,  he remains oblivious of it (insert old person’s memory joke here): ideas are not always correct when proposed as explanations for how the world works, no matter how much you’d love so (See: Creationism).

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5 Responses

  1. Its fun to pick on Obama when he is flipping and flopping all across the board! Did you hear the latest about Obama backing President Bush on the warrantless spy bill so that the government can spy on our phone calls! Come on now, how can we allow this to happen, lets start hollering impeach Obama ahead of time! 🙂
    http://goodtimepolitics.com/2008/06/20/obama-flip-flops-in-favor-of-president-bush/

  2. CAIN remains CAIN.

    Hey USA, hey USA.
    McCain remains a Cain.
    Hey USA,
    what’s your game,
    can anybody play
    the games of Cain.?

    Hey USA, hey USA.
    Oh, what a shame,
    if your President becomes Cain.

    Oh USA, there burns a shameful flame
    in the brain of Cain.
    And tell me who is Abel
    in your bad games.?

    Don’t you see the sign of Cain
    in McCain’s brain.?
    Can’t you see on the forehead of God’s enemy
    the sign of Cain.?

    Hey USA,
    what’s your game,
    can anybody play
    with atombombs.?

    Is it a sign of Abel or of Cain
    your bad mad game
    USA
    you lost long time ago the holy flame
    U-nited S-atanic A-ssociation,
    USA.

    Oh, what a shame
    the american way.

    USA, don’t you know,
    the american way of life
    is not the way of truth and light.

    Greedyness is the line of Cain and his sign.

    THE ONE WHO HATES THE TRUTH IS CURSED USA.
    USA THAT’S THE WRONG WAY
    DAY BY DAY.
    *
    !!!. – WITHOUT TRUTH YOU ARE THE LOSER – FOREVER – .!!!
    !!!. – THE HOLY DIVINE JUSTICE-MACHINE IS ROLLING. –
    THE ONE WHO HATES THE TRUTH IS CURSED
    AND WILL BE ELIMINATED – .!!!  
    ©  Gustav Staedtler./. veritasindeum
    !!!.—- VERITAS — VENI — VIDI — VICI —–.!!!

    Read more.:
    http://truthtotruth.wordpress.com/
    or
    http://wahrheitweltweit.wordpress.com/2008/02/13/obama-clinton-mc-cain-oder-krieg/

  3. Maybe next time leave an actual comment and not a copy-paste of your blog posts?

    Other than that, welcome to this humble blog and I hope you like your stay!

  4. I heard there was shameless self-promotion going on in this thread and I got here as fast as I could!

    Seriously, gents. Discussion good. OH HAY LOOK AT MY BLOG bad.

  5. […] For listening to my prayers. […]

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