Take out your party hats!

For today is Suck-On-This Day!

I hate cross posting, so I’ll just direct you to my post @ The Finger

Party now, it won’t be SOTD for another 2 Friedman Units! You can always check Eschaton for all your Suck-On-This Day needs.

Somebody shoot me.

Good thing he was elected to restore the dignity of the Presidency.

(At the Air Force Academy Graduation Ceremony)

And yeah, I know this is trivial and meaningless compared to the more substantial and death-causing preposterous shit GWB has done. Still, pretty fucking unbelievable. Please, can in it be next year so he can go play 50 year old fratboy without making millions of people miserable?

Para las chivas.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Quien sigue?


You’ve probably seen the O’Reilly video where he flips out by now. Yes, it is hilarious in a “this is one sad, little man” way.

But, have you seen the O’Reilly Goes Nuts Remix?


Update- Another O’Reilly-goes-nuts related video. This time, we get to also see how the producer of the show handled O’Reilly’s bitching. Courtesy of Barely Political:

In light of the recent Cali Supreme Court Ruling.

While reading these most certainly awesometastic news, I once again kept reading this expression that continues to annoy me. Gay Marriage. You know, as in California Court Affirms Right to Gay Marriage (NYT).

There’s no such thing as a Gay Marriage, unless of course you’re going with the other meaning of the word gay. There is the right for Gay people to marry. Saying Gay Marriage makes as much sense as saying Athlete Marriage. Yes, the people getting married happen to be Gay, but they are participating of the exact same ceremony/legal contract/however you want to see marriage.

I know, this is nitpicking on the wording of the reporting of a rather nice development that hopefully is not the only of its kind in the near future. It just really annoys me. And what are the intertubes for if not for whining, I ask.

In short, why couldn’t they just say “California Court Affirms the Right of Gays to Marry”? It’s ok New York Times, I’ll gladly accept your apology in the form of a pint of Americone Dream B&J’s Ice Cream. Just don’t delay.

Para que no digan

Que lo de two languages es puro cuento.

Prediccion para hoy en la noche:



Probablemente nadie que sepa de que estoy hablando va a leer esto hasta un par de meses despues de que el juego de hoy en la noche haya terminado.

P.D. Ni vayan a decir nada por la falta de acentos. Mi teclado es gabacho y no tengo ganas de estar cambiando el layout.

Movin’ on up!

(Alternative title: Once more, with feeling!)

Yeah, so I’ve been thinking of blogging a bit more frequently lately. And I was messing around in blogspot but there were a few things I didn’t like much as far as how things work, etc. Granted, I didn’t spend that much time but then I remembered I kinda dig how things work in WordPress (in my experience posting in The Finger).

So it is that I have imported my two meaningless posts from the old torteya@blogspot here. Let’s see if it works this time.