It’s that time of the decade again!

So, it’s been ages since I’ve been around which means this is probably a glorified internal monologue, but whatevers. I’ve decided to stop being annoying on the Facetwit tubes and post every now and then here instead, so as to not make friends’ Facetwit experiences miserable. Also… IT IS WORLD CUP TIME WHICH MEANS I [...]

Deep Thought: Earnest Edition.

If there is one “quality” I admire and that I would very much like to haver or attain -or whatever you want to call it- above all others, that’d be wisdom. I’ve always wished I was wise. Not saying I think I’m particularly unwise, or anything; I’d like to think my desire for wisdom is [...]

Rey Mysterio Announcement

It’s been at least 5 days in a row that people land on this here blog by searching wordpress for Rey Mysterio (no doubt because of this post). And being the man of the people that I am, I hereby make a blogpost for all your Rey Mysterio needs! I am nothing if not committed [...]

Counting to ten

Fuming over goddamn idiots and animals everywhere is no way to start the weekend. Yeah, I’ll shoot myself before I submit to the no good goddamn new age hippie belief that thinking possitive will somehow fix stuff (tree hugging version of religious prayer, if you ask me). And not thinking about it doesn’t change anything. [...]

The Moon, bitches!

The United States of SPACE! Goddamn would I kill to watch him do Obama skits.

Deep Thought

Janis Joplin sang the first song for the spelling-challenged generation many decades ago: Kozmic Blues. And it kicks way too much ass.

Genetic Engineering has gone too far

I just noticed somebody found this here blog by searching “how to make torteya.” Great, now I have to worry about having an evil doppelganger roaming free. Probably wanting to kill me and take over my life. Shit.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

What the hell is up with all the pro-Carla people lately? Seriously? I mean, seriously? I get it, she’s cooky and probably entertaining to some (I have to keep reminding myself that hurling a book at my LCD TV would make me want to hang myself every time she goes on about how she “puts [...]

Scientific Finding of the Day

Iron Maiden kicks major ass. UP THE IRONS! Abstract: Iron Maiden’s Live After Death is the best album to listen to while exercising. Iron Maiden’s Live After Death is the best album to listen to while exercising. Specifically from Aces High till Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. I mean, come on, listen to this and [...]

Fuck it

I’m having a beer to celebrate.

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