The truthiness is in the eye of the beholder.

This is double-plus awesome.
Via Instaputz.
I’m having trouble believing this is from a scholarly journal and not The Onion. Maybe it’s a postmodern journal? Goddamn social sciences.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

What the hell is up with all the pro-Carla people lately? Seriously? I mean, seriously? I get it, she’s cooky and probably entertaining to some (I have to keep reminding myself that hurling a book at my LCD TV would make me want to hang myself every time she goes on about how she “puts [...]

This is the sound of my head exploding

more about “Video: Paul McCartney on The Colbert …“, posted with vodpod
Stephen Colbert and Paul McCartney together.
How in the fucking hell did I only learn about this now? Please forgive me, FSM, for being not up to date on my Colbertology.

What the deuce?

It is known that I am a huge fan of Battlestar Galactica (“BSG,” henceforth). The new BSG, that is. I had never seen the old series, I didn’t even know about it until the new one came out and friends would tell me about this new version of some old cheesy Star Wars ripoff I’d [...]

Hilarious Colbert Clip of the Day.

Prescott Oil Loves the Earth!
A lot of people talk about loving the earth, but how many of them actually penetrate it?
I gotta say I’m now convinced that trusting huge transnational energy companies to do the right thing on their own is the way to go. Forgive me, invisible hand of the Free Market.

It’s a split!

You keep saying that word…

Fair and Balanced News at work!
Oh, tasty self-delusion, you taste like fairness and balance.
Via Great Orange Satan
EDIT: Sweet Raptor-riding Jesus*, somebody please show this retard how to use wikipedia or any other search tool. I cannot believe he really thinks “gotcha journalism” is asking pointless questions entirely [...]

Curse you, Marvel Comics!

For making me want to buy soon-to-be-released Spider-Man comics featuring the one and only Stephen T. Colbert. Luckily for my finances, I don’t even know where to buy comics around here.
Apparently, there’s been “Colbert for President” signs appearing in Marvel comics lately.
Those brilliant, greedy bastards.
EDIT: There appears to be a whole lotta posts on the [...]

Liberal Media!

Still sucking at actually being liberal!!!! (Media Matters)
Summary: On September 2 and September 3, MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News each dedicated more on-air time — significantly more in most cases — to official Republican convention programming during the most-watched portions of their coverage than each channel dedicated to official convention programming during the same times [...]

Liberal Media!

Tom Brokaw, renowned cripto-communist, tells it like it is: The Deomcratic Party cannot really criticize McCain, because he was once a prisoner in Hanoi.

This is, no doubt, serious journalism of the highest caliber at work.
Wait, what on earth does having been a PoW have to do with immunity from scrutiny? Oh, [...]

Good Evening, Godless Sodomites.

I love Dr. Stephen Tiberius Colbert, DFA. I make no secret of this. So it came as a surprise that I had not seen this clip from the Emmys a couple years ago, where Stewart and Colbert present some Reality TV award.
It is hilarious.

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, BABYLON!