Dearest Mr. Lou Dobbs,

Go fuck yourself,  you instigating piece of shit. Raul Flores thought federal agents had barged with guns drawn into his home in Arivaca, Arizona, in the middle of the night. The woman and two men wore uniforms and identified themselves as U.S. Marshals. They claimed the house was surrounded. They said they were looking for [...]

WATB

A federal judge said Thursday that he wants to look at notes from the FBI’s interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney during the investigation into who leaked the identity of a CIA operative. … “If we become a fact-finder for political enemies, they aren’t going to cooperate,” Justice Department attorney Jeffrey Smith said during [...]

Fuck the RIAA

Fuck them right in their greedy bitch eyes. A US jury on Thursday ordered a 32-year-old woman to pay 1.92 million dollars in damages for illegally downloading 24 songs in a high-profile digital piracy case. And fuck everybody who helped make it so that a person was made to pay eighty thousand dollars per song [...]

Curse you, homos!

Your we-demand-to-be-treated-like-citizens antics were too much for the sanctity of Senator Ensign’s marriage to withstand. I hope you are happy. Poor bastard’s so getting impeached if word comes out he got a blowjob. Oh wait, nevermind. Now I will go watch some incredibly athletic men run around in shorts, get all sweaty, and tackle each [...]

Big Brother, bitches

Don’t trouble your pretty little heads. This only means we are just safer than we thought we were from them terrists. Doesn’t it feel awesome. Can’t wait for Cheney to pop up somewhere on cable news so we can all thank him. Where has he been, by the way? I haven’t heard from him in [...]

Free Market and increasing profit margins are teh awesomez

See, this very well illustrates why I feel that turning a necessary service, one that is required for the well-being of a population, into a profit race is not only stupid, but evil. Karen Tumulty has the goods over at Swampland. Allow me to serve you this Amuse Bouche: What Robin went through after that [...]

Today’s Lesson in Politics

Never trust brown people. Until more details are known about just what on earth happened, one should not succumb to temptation and start baseless hypotheses about what the motives of the people involved are and the merits of their actions, or their worth as politicians. Still one thing is beyond dispute: they are both Hispanic.

Embarassing

Dick “worthless piece of bloodlusty, neanderthal shit” Cheney makes a statement that is more strongly for the right of every adult to marry whichever adult they wish, than anything President Obama has said, to my recollection. Yeah, only because he has a lesbian daughter, yadda yadda yadda, don’t care. It’s fuckin’ embarrassing, and definitely not [...]

More on Christianist terrorism

The Rude Pundit thinks of a ticking bomb scenario, and what our recent course of action towards terrorists dictates is the natural reaction. I bet all those bloodthirsty warmongering neanderthals will be drooling in excitement with the prospects of another electroshocked nutsack. They’ve been kinda sad with all the witholding of prisoner abuse picture porn [...]

Terrorists are always brown or black or yellow or whatever

But never white christian conservatives. Hopefully that bitch won’t commit suicide like the fucking pussy he is and will go on trial and get a just sentence for the brutal crime he committed. And don’t let them say this is not terrorism. It is an action with absolutely zero intentions of dialogue in mind. They [...]