Fair and Balanced

Because the recent politician personal scandals were not bipartisan enough, Fox News stepped in to save America. (Fox News puts the “partisan” in “bi-partisan”?)
Thank you, wise and respectful media. What would we ever do if we were left with nothing but DFH bloggers?
Now; can we please focus on the relevant stuff (a State had effectively [...]

WATB

A federal judge said Thursday that he wants to look at notes from the FBI’s interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney during the investigation into who leaked the identity of a CIA operative.
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“If we become a fact-finder for political enemies, they aren’t going to cooperate,” Justice Department attorney Jeffrey Smith said during a 90-minute [...]

I feel cheated

Probably the story is not still straightened out yet, but my schadenfreude faded away when I read this post from Politico. Of course, still too early to know, yadda yadda yadda.
Political insiders in Nevada and in the Senate said that Ensign decided to acknowledge the affair publicly after the husband of the woman he had [...]

Curse you, homos!

Your we-demand-to-be-treated-like-citizens antics were too much for the sanctity of Senator Ensign’s marriage to withstand.
I hope you are happy.
Poor bastard’s so getting impeached if word comes out he got a blowjob. Oh wait, nevermind.
Now I will go watch some incredibly athletic men run around in shorts, get all sweaty, and tackle each other to reaffirm [...]

Big Brother, bitches

Don’t trouble your pretty little heads. This only means we are just safer than we thought we were from them terrists.
Doesn’t it feel awesome. Can’t wait for Cheney to pop up somewhere on cable news so we can all thank him. Where has he been, by the way? I haven’t heard from him in over [...]

Free Market and increasing profit margins are teh awesomez

See, this very well illustrates why I feel that turning a necessary service, one that is required for the well-being of a population, into a profit race is not only stupid, but evil.
Karen Tumulty has the goods over at Swampland. Allow me to serve you this Amuse Bouche:
What Robin went through after that was a [...]

This is what happens when Jack Bauer is too busy

The Terrorists win.
Luckily once we start some enhanced interrogatin’ medieval shit on the terrorist and other likely suspects that terrify us all will be well and we’ll be able to stop any and all further terrorist attacks, right?
USA! USA! USA!
FREEDOMS!
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
EUROPE SUCKS!
P.S. When do we start cataloging all those religious Madrasas that indoctrinate [...]

Today’s Lesson in Politics

Never trust brown people.
Until more details are known about just what on earth happened, one should not succumb to temptation and start baseless hypotheses about what the motives of the people involved are and the merits of their actions, or their worth as politicians.
Still one thing is beyond dispute: they are both Hispanic.

Everybody’s working for the weekend

Sad to disappoint but no, this is not a post about the Cool Cats.
This is a post about how embarrassing it is to read the tweets of senators. What the fuck is the matter with reading like a 13yr old on his way to the mall? Seriously, this shit is fuckin’ embarrassing, Sen. Grassley.
I get [...]

John Cole is a happy man

Finally somebody came through with the J-Lo-Sotomayor comparison, and it is truly hilarious in the lunatic flavor that it was inevitable to come in.