Fair and Balanced

Because the recent politician personal scandals were not bipartisan enough, Fox News stepped in to save America. (Fox News puts the “partisan” in “bi-partisan”?) Thank you, wise and respectful media. What would we ever do if we were left with nothing but DFH bloggers? Now; can we please focus on the relevant stuff (a State [...]

Dearest Mr. Lou Dobbs,

Go fuck yourself,  you instigating piece of shit. Raul Flores thought federal agents had barged with guns drawn into his home in Arivaca, Arizona, in the middle of the night. The woman and two men wore uniforms and identified themselves as U.S. Marshals. They claimed the house was surrounded. They said they were looking for [...]

…and can I have it in twenties, please?

This is hilarious, and I wouldn’t be surprised if these guys end up as Darwin Award recipients. Two Japanese travelers trying to enter Switzerland were caught carrying $134 billion — yes, billion — in fake US Treasury bonds in a briefcase. The forgeries contained 249 securities with a face value of $500 million, several “worth” [...]

WATB

A federal judge said Thursday that he wants to look at notes from the FBI’s interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney during the investigation into who leaked the identity of a CIA operative. … “If we become a fact-finder for political enemies, they aren’t going to cooperate,” Justice Department attorney Jeffrey Smith said during [...]

What. The. Fuck.

I don’t think many people would be surprised to read a news article dealing with sexual abuse in South Africa. Or AIDS. Etc, etc, etc. For better or worse, it’s kind of the usual reference for “horrible situation dealing with sex.” But a survey finding one in four South African men have raped someone? I [...]

Fuck the RIAA

Fuck them right in their greedy bitch eyes. A US jury on Thursday ordered a 32-year-old woman to pay 1.92 million dollars in damages for illegally downloading 24 songs in a high-profile digital piracy case. And fuck everybody who helped make it so that a person was made to pay eighty thousand dollars per song [...]

I feel cheated

Probably the story is not still straightened out yet, but my schadenfreude faded away when I read this post from Politico. Of course, still too early to know, yadda yadda yadda. Political insiders in Nevada and in the Senate said that Ensign decided to acknowledge the affair publicly after the husband of the woman he [...]

Curse you, homos!

Your we-demand-to-be-treated-like-citizens antics were too much for the sanctity of Senator Ensign’s marriage to withstand. I hope you are happy. Poor bastard’s so getting impeached if word comes out he got a blowjob. Oh wait, nevermind. Now I will go watch some incredibly athletic men run around in shorts, get all sweaty, and tackle each [...]

Big Brother, bitches

Don’t trouble your pretty little heads. This only means we are just safer than we thought we were from them terrists. Doesn’t it feel awesome. Can’t wait for Cheney to pop up somewhere on cable news so we can all thank him. Where has he been, by the way? I haven’t heard from him in [...]

This is what happens when Jack Bauer is too busy

The Terrorists win. Luckily once we start some enhanced interrogatin’ medieval shit on the terrorist and other likely suspects that terrify us all will be well and we’ll be able to stop any and all further terrorist attacks, right? USA! USA! USA! FREEDOMS! NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! EUROPE SUCKS! P.S. When do we start cataloging [...]