Maybe he should look at life expectancy numbers for states

Baby Jesus Mothertrucking Christ in a manger, just how stupid is Bill O’Reilly?

Fair and Balanced

Because the recent politician personal scandals were not bipartisan enough, Fox News stepped in to save America. (Fox News puts the “partisan” in “bi-partisan”?)
Thank you, wise and respectful media. What would we ever do if we were left with nothing but DFH bloggers?
Now; can we please focus on the relevant stuff (a State had effectively [...]

Dearest Mr. Lou Dobbs,

Go fuck yourself,  you instigating piece of shit.
Raul Flores thought federal agents had barged with guns drawn into his home in Arivaca, Arizona, in the middle of the night.
The woman and two men wore uniforms and identified themselves as U.S. Marshals. They claimed the house was surrounded. They said they were looking for an escaped [...]

…and can I have it in twenties, please?

This is hilarious, and I wouldn’t be surprised if these guys end up as Darwin Award recipients.
Two Japanese travelers trying to enter Switzerland were caught carrying $134 billion — yes, billion — in fake US Treasury bonds in a briefcase. The forgeries contained 249 securities with a face value of $500 million, several “worth” more [...]

WATB

A federal judge said Thursday that he wants to look at notes from the FBI’s interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney during the investigation into who leaked the identity of a CIA operative.
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“If we become a fact-finder for political enemies, they aren’t going to cooperate,” Justice Department attorney Jeffrey Smith said during a 90-minute [...]

I feel cheated

Probably the story is not still straightened out yet, but my schadenfreude faded away when I read this post from Politico. Of course, still too early to know, yadda yadda yadda.
Political insiders in Nevada and in the Senate said that Ensign decided to acknowledge the affair publicly after the husband of the woman he had [...]

Curse you, homos!

Your we-demand-to-be-treated-like-citizens antics were too much for the sanctity of Senator Ensign’s marriage to withstand.
I hope you are happy.
Poor bastard’s so getting impeached if word comes out he got a blowjob. Oh wait, nevermind.
Now I will go watch some incredibly athletic men run around in shorts, get all sweaty, and tackle each other to reaffirm [...]

Free Market and increasing profit margins are teh awesomez

See, this very well illustrates why I feel that turning a necessary service, one that is required for the well-being of a population, into a profit race is not only stupid, but evil.
Karen Tumulty has the goods over at Swampland. Allow me to serve you this Amuse Bouche:
What Robin went through after that was a [...]

This is what happens when Jack Bauer is too busy

The Terrorists win.
Luckily once we start some enhanced interrogatin’ medieval shit on the terrorist and other likely suspects that terrify us all will be well and we’ll be able to stop any and all further terrorist attacks, right?
USA! USA! USA!
FREEDOMS!
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
EUROPE SUCKS!
P.S. When do we start cataloging all those religious Madrasas that indoctrinate [...]

Tiny Penis complex

Some people are so insecure it’s mesmerizing.
And then we get a case of Your thoughtful rebuttal only proves my point further (except not at all). Awesome.