Soy un hombre de principios

Y uno de ellos es que el Conejo es un pesimo portero que nomas pone en riesgo los juegos de la Seleccion. Para que vean que no es por estos ultimos juegos o esta ultima convocatoria y que soy viuda de Ochoa (Antes muerto que Americanista!) o no se que, aqui hay evidencia de las [...]

Mexico – South Africa

Okay, I’m lazy so I’m gonna write the post in English first (as most spanish speakers I think would stop by here are fluent enough), and then work on a translation if I’m not tired or bored or watching football. Long story short: if you can watch a World Cup game in 3-D, and it’s [...]

It’s that time of the decade again!

So, it’s been ages since I’ve been around which means this is probably a glorified internal monologue, but whatevers. I’ve decided to stop being annoying on the Facetwit tubes and post every now and then here instead, so as to not make friends’ Facetwit experiences miserable. Also… IT IS WORLD CUP TIME WHICH MEANS I [...]

Observaciones sobre el Juego Mexico – Trinidad y Tobago

Previo al juego: Suena decente el ataque: Cuauhtemoc de inicio, Nery, Guardado, Guille. Chingado, creo que vi a Arce, espero estar equivocado. Otra vez el conejo. *sigh* TyT viene todavia mas parchado que Mexico. Si no pueden contra ellos en el Azteca, mejor que manden a un equipo juvenil lo que queda de las eliminatorias. [...]

Observaciones sobre el juego Mexico-El Salvador

[Apologies to my gringo friends. I will try to translate this later] Algunos pensamientos al medio tiempo: Porque demonios siguen convocando a Arce? Ese guey no trae nada, lo que se dice nada. No dribla, no tiene tiro, corre pero nada fuera de lo normal. Me imagino que simplemente no hay volantes por derecha en [...]

Observations on the Champion’s League Final

So, here are my thoughts and ramblings about today’s game: Barcelona plays ridiculously well. ManU is overhyped  by the anglocentric press who is dazzled by the pace and physicality of the Premier League. Not that they are not an excellent team, of course. I loathe Cristiano Ronaldo. What a whiny little prancing bitch. He is [...]

Suck it, London.

Sorry about the tiny font, stupid WordPress. It reads: Futbol Club Barcelona (Catalan also known as the cheaters who bribe refs) … Lulz. I love Wikipedia.

¡Aúpa España!

And so it was that an exciting Eurocup ended. With Spain finally freeing itself from its old paranoias and self-doubts that had always kept it one step behind the football powers. It was a tough game, no doubt. I don’t think there’s been more than a handful of games during major tournaments where any team [...]

Gary Lineker strikes again!

The robodeutsch continue their march in the Eurocup, beating the mighty Turks 3-2. I had a thought in the back of my mind telling me this would happen not even 30 minutes into the game. Why? This was the first game I was actively rooting for the Turks. And they were undefeated. This was the [...]

Irrefutable proof that there is no god.

The Dutch lost. To effing Russia. Seriously. Russia. They didn’t even lose while playing the kind of football they wowed everyone with at the group stage. On the other hand, this may serve as proof that Guus Hiddink made a pact with the devil and should be banned forever from coaching any non-netherlands teams. I [...]