Rey Mysterio Announcement

It’s been at least 5 days in a row that people land on this here blog by searching wordpress for Rey Mysterio (no doubt because of this post). And being the man of the people that I am, I hereby make a blogpost for all your Rey Mysterio needs! I am nothing if not committed [...]

…and can I have it in twenties, please?

This is hilarious, and I wouldn’t be surprised if these guys end up as Darwin Award recipients. Two Japanese travelers trying to enter Switzerland were caught carrying $134 billion — yes, billion — in fake US Treasury bonds in a briefcase. The forgeries contained 249 securities with a face value of $500 million, several “worth” [...]

Curse you, homos!

Your we-demand-to-be-treated-like-citizens antics were too much for the sanctity of Senator Ensign’s marriage to withstand. I hope you are happy. Poor bastard’s so getting impeached if word comes out he got a blowjob. Oh wait, nevermind. Now I will go watch some incredibly athletic men run around in shorts, get all sweaty, and tackle each [...]

Everybody’s working for the weekend

Sad to disappoint but no, this is not a post about the Cool Cats. This is a post about how embarrassing it is to read the tweets of senators. What the fuck is the matter with reading like a 13yr old on his way to the mall? Seriously, this shit is fuckin’ embarrassing, Sen. Grassley. [...]

John Cole is a happy man

Finally somebody came through with the J-Lo-Sotomayor comparison, and it is truly hilarious in the lunatic flavor that it was inevitable to come in.

Today’s Wikipedia News

Maybe now the Tom Cruise entry can truthfully reflect how much he sucks and what little range he has. When Ben Stiller plays a better you than you, you really should think of going back to acting school. Assuming you want to widen your thespian reach, of course. Nothing wrong in making a metric fuckton [...]

Today’s lesson in Mexspanish

Gordibuena This word has always cracked me up. Yes, mexicans are chauvinist pigs. But they come up with some hilarious words. I just found out this blog, but so far it’s pretty hilarious. Some words/concepts/attitudes I would say are not unique to Mexico city, but to most (or all, or at least Monterrey) of Mexico. [...]

I work for the Devil

So says Pat Robertson. Also, this is the very reason that no christian woman should ever consider me. Curses! Luckily, he didn’t warn men. I can still seduce some christian gay man and sucker him into mandatory communist gay marriage and finally destroy the holy institution of (Vegas Shotgun) Marriage and Western Civilization and Freedoms [...]

Suck it, London.

Sorry about the tiny font, stupid WordPress. It reads: Futbol Club Barcelona (Catalan also known as the cheaters who bribe refs) … Lulz. I love Wikipedia.

The truthiness is in the eye of the beholder.

This is double-plus awesome. Via Instaputz. I’m having trouble believing this is from a scholarly journal and not The Onion. Maybe it’s a postmodern journal? Goddamn social sciences.