What. The. Fuck.

I don’t think many people would be surprised to read a news article dealing with sexual abuse in South Africa. Or AIDS. Etc, etc, etc. For better or worse, it’s kind of the usual reference for “horrible situation dealing with sex.” But a survey finding one in four South African men have raped someone? I [...]

This is what happens when Jack Bauer is too busy

The Terrorists win. Luckily once we start some enhanced interrogatin’ medieval shit on the terrorist and other likely suspects that terrify us all will be well and we’ll be able to stop any and all further terrorist attacks, right? USA! USA! USA! FREEDOMS! NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! EUROPE SUCKS! P.S. When do we start cataloging [...]

John Cole is a happy man

Finally somebody came through with the J-Lo-Sotomayor comparison, and it is truly hilarious in the lunatic flavor that it was inevitable to come in.

More on Christianist terrorism

The Rude Pundit thinks of a ticking bomb scenario, and what our recent course of action towards terrorists dictates is the natural reaction. I bet all those bloodthirsty warmongering neanderthals will be drooling in excitement with the prospects of another electroshocked nutsack. They’ve been kinda sad with all the witholding of prisoner abuse picture porn [...]

Terrorists are always brown or black or yellow or whatever

But never white christian conservatives. Hopefully that bitch won’t commit suicide like the fucking pussy he is and will go on trial and get a just sentence for the brutal crime he committed. And don’t let them say this is not terrorism. It is an action with absolutely zero intentions of dialogue in mind. They [...]

Oh gods

Somethings that have been read cannot be unread. Like this one here. Please somebody tell me it’s a parody site, like Stuff White People Like or whatever. Otherwise I’m going to need to bleach my brain. This is too much. God, I hate fuckin’ airhead nutjob yuppie scum culture. SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP! OH GODS [...]

Liberal Media!

Sweet FSM, this is beyond retardiculous (retardedly ridiculous -and- ridiculously retarded. I got the trademark on the word, don’t try nothin’ funny). There is a news article on CNN dated Two-Thousand fuckin’ Nine, Anno Domini, whose title is, and I promise you I’m not making this shit up, Should your wife have guy-friends?*. At first [...]

What the deuce?

It is known that I am a huge fan of Battlestar Galactica (“BSG,” henceforth). The new BSG, that is. I had never seen the old series, I didn’t even know about it until the new one came out and friends would tell me about this new version of some old cheesy Star Wars ripoff I’d [...]

Bill O’Reilly: Consumate Ladies Man.

OK, listen up. Viagra is used to help a medical condition. That’s why it’s covered. Birth control is not a medical condition. It is a choice. Why should I or anybody else have to pay for other people’s choices? Do I have to buy you dinner before you use the birth control? I see. Having [...]

D-bag of the day.

The affluent Beverly Farms conceited Massholes who used a 4th of July Parade to make fun of the (working class) Gloucester High pregnant girls. They really went out of their way to make it as degrading as possible. Nevermind that teen pregnancies on their town are about the same as in Gloucester! Pretty embarassing that [...]