Dearest Mr. Lou Dobbs,

Go fuck yourself,  you instigating piece of shit.
Raul Flores thought federal agents had barged with guns drawn into his home in Arivaca, Arizona, in the middle of the night.
The woman and two men wore uniforms and identified themselves as U.S. Marshals. They claimed the house was surrounded. They said they were looking for an escaped [...]

WATB

A federal judge said Thursday that he wants to look at notes from the FBI’s interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney during the investigation into who leaked the identity of a CIA operative.
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“If we become a fact-finder for political enemies, they aren’t going to cooperate,” Justice Department attorney Jeffrey Smith said during a 90-minute [...]

Fuck the RIAA

Fuck them right in their greedy bitch eyes.
A US jury on Thursday ordered a 32-year-old woman to pay 1.92 million dollars in damages for illegally downloading 24 songs in a high-profile digital piracy case.
And fuck everybody who helped make it so that a person was made to pay eighty thousand dollars per song to these [...]

Big Brother, bitches

Don’t trouble your pretty little heads. This only means we are just safer than we thought we were from them terrists.
Doesn’t it feel awesome. Can’t wait for Cheney to pop up somewhere on cable news so we can all thank him. Where has he been, by the way? I haven’t heard from him in over [...]

Free Market and increasing profit margins are teh awesomez

See, this very well illustrates why I feel that turning a necessary service, one that is required for the well-being of a population, into a profit race is not only stupid, but evil.
Karen Tumulty has the goods over at Swampland. Allow me to serve you this Amuse Bouche:
What Robin went through after that was a [...]

This is what happens when Jack Bauer is too busy

The Terrorists win.
Luckily once we start some enhanced interrogatin’ medieval shit on the terrorist and other likely suspects that terrify us all will be well and we’ll be able to stop any and all further terrorist attacks, right?
USA! USA! USA!
FREEDOMS!
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
EUROPE SUCKS!
P.S. When do we start cataloging all those religious Madrasas that indoctrinate [...]

More on Christianist terrorism

The Rude Pundit thinks of a ticking bomb scenario, and what our recent course of action towards terrorists dictates is the natural reaction.
I bet all those bloodthirsty warmongering neanderthals will be drooling in excitement with the prospects of another electroshocked nutsack. They’ve been kinda sad with all the witholding of prisoner abuse picture porn by [...]

Terrorists are always brown or black or yellow or whatever

But never white christian conservatives.
Hopefully that bitch won’t commit suicide like the fucking pussy he is and will go on trial and get a just sentence for the brutal crime he committed.
And don’t let them say this is not terrorism. It is an action with absolutely zero intentions of dialogue in mind. They are performed [...]

Thou shalt pour water down thine neighbor’s covered mouth, and his words shall be true henceforth

Apparently, this moron has not either:
a) Read the Bible
b) Mastered the dark arts of reading above 1st level grade.
I would like to believe my sarcasm radar is busted, but it really doesn’t look so.
W. T. F.
The capability of people to delude themselves and rationalize the seemingly unrationalizable continues to amaze me.
Then again, maybe Jesus did [...]

Bitches

All ninety of them.
Six year olds have more balls (not to mention conscience) than you.