Terrorists are always brown or black or yellow or whatever

But never white christian conservatives. Hopefully that bitch won’t commit suicide like the fucking pussy he is and will go on trial and get a just sentence for the brutal crime he committed. And don’t let them say this is not terrorism. It is an action with absolutely zero intentions of dialogue in mind. They [...]

Today’s Wikipedia News

Maybe now the Tom Cruise entry can truthfully reflect how much he sucks and what little range he has. When Ben Stiller plays a better you than you, you really should think of going back to acting school. Assuming you want to widen your thespian reach, of course. Nothing wrong in making a metric fuckton [...]

Observations on the Champion’s League Final

So, here are my thoughts and ramblings about today’s game: Barcelona plays ridiculously well. ManU is overhyped  by the anglocentric press who is dazzled by the pace and physicality of the Premier League. Not that they are not an excellent team, of course. I loathe Cristiano Ronaldo. What a whiny little prancing bitch. He is [...]

Today’s lesson in Mexspanish

Gordibuena This word has always cracked me up. Yes, mexicans are chauvinist pigs. But they come up with some hilarious words. I just found out this blog, but so far it’s pretty hilarious. Some words/concepts/attitudes I would say are not unique to Mexico city, but to most (or all, or at least Monterrey) of Mexico. [...]

Thou shalt pour water down thine neighbor’s covered mouth, and his words shall be true henceforth

Apparently, this moron has not either: a) Read the Bible b) Mastered the dark arts of reading above 1st level grade. I would like to believe my sarcasm radar is busted, but it really doesn’t look so. W. T. F. The capability of people to delude themselves and rationalize the seemingly unrationalizable continues to amaze [...]

Bitches

All ninety of them. Six year olds have more balls (not to mention conscience) than you.

I work for the Devil

So says Pat Robertson. Also, this is the very reason that no christian woman should ever consider me. Curses! Luckily, he didn’t warn men. I can still seduce some christian gay man and sucker him into mandatory communist gay marriage and finally destroy the holy institution of (Vegas Shotgun) Marriage and Western Civilization and Freedoms [...]

On the virtues of Socialist* Public Transport and urban living

When was the last time you saw something like this during your hour-long commute on some traffic-ridden interstate? *The fact that this was done on behalf of capitalist pigs promoting some opium-of-the-masses TV Show does not make it any less Communistical, natch. They speak dutch over there, for effessem’s sake!

Maybe someday we’ll crawl out of the Stone Age

…sadly, that day is not today. Repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell can’t come soon enough. Then again, I’m pretty sure the right would start yapping about impeachment if Obama was to undermine the Constitution and destroy Western Civilization by not firing a super scary openly gay Linguist from the Military. Then again, they’ll be talking [...]

Roquefort Day

Finally the land of the free has lifted the de facto embargo (300% import tax) on Roquefort! To celebrate the ocassion, I direct thee to this Herbed Mashed Potatoes with Roquefort recipe from the NY Times. Happy Roquefort Day!