I feel for Cindy McCain

I really do.

I swear he hit my fist with his face!

Dean Grose, the Mayor of some town in California sent a hysterical email to his bestest buddies and/or coworkers (a black person included, cause you know he ain’t no racist!) depicting the White House Lawn turned into a watermelon patch, lamenting that this year it might be impossible to have an easter egg hunt, due [...]

Your postmodern GOP

Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man! –Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) Yup. That’s a quote. It’s like they have made it their chief concern to never again be parodied by anybody, under any circumstances. They are truly making it impossible to add any kind of snark to what they say. I can’t wait [...]

Confession time

I cannot stand the acronym/buzzword/stupid-ass pseudoword “EVOO.” There, I said it.

Conservatives as Revolutionaries

…whoddathunk? I am having trouble with this odd mix of uncontrollable laughter, bafflement and unhealthy amounts of unintended ironing. WOLVERINES!!!111!!* *It applies since Glorious Soviet Mullah Obama X is a no good foreign commie who usurped the presidency. P.S. Somebody needs to Che-ify Hannity and/or Rush. About time the right wing college faux revolutionaries got [...]

Dear (State) Senator Schultheis,

…kindly go fuck yourself, then proceed to jump off the cliff of your choice. What a fucking hateful, ignorant monster. Good ole Heartland American Christian Loving Values, Motherfuckers! Tip o’ the hat to Atrios.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

What the hell is up with all the pro-Carla people lately? Seriously? I mean, seriously? I get it, she’s cooky and probably entertaining to some (I have to keep reminding myself that hurling a book at my LCD TV would make me want to hang myself every time she goes on about how she “puts [...]

Why are people staring at me like that?

I often sing while driving, I don’t have a particularly good voice, but I still do it. Whatever. Now, when I’m driving alone I will often sing loud. What can I say, I love a good screaming song (hence my mancrush on sing-screaming god Chris Cornell). Now, my all-time absolute mostest favoritest song to sing [...]

What Jeff Tweedy said

And if I could you know I would just hold your hand and you’d understand. I’m the man who loves you.

Lolcats we can believe in, comrades!

Or, Rolcats, to be more accurate. Finally a LOLcats-like meme that truly cracks me up. The opressive capitalist class shall not control the means of lolz-production any longer, comrades!