Oh, sweet Jupiter, make it stop!

I get as big a kick from schadenfreude as the next guy, but this is becoming too much. You say you read all newspapers and magazines? Are you fucking kidding me? Listen, I know she doesn’t believe that. I realize she said that because she couldn’t think of names of suitable newspapers and/or magazines (say, [...]

It’s a split!

You keep saying that word… Fair and Balanced News at work! Oh, tasty self-delusion, you taste like fairness and balance. Via Great Orange Satan EDIT: Sweet Raptor-riding Jesus*, somebody please show this retard how to use wikipedia or any other search tool. I cannot believe he really thinks “gotcha journalism” is asking pointless questions entirely [...]

More Antichrist news!

While it is indeed pretty embarassing that this shit is being floated in my state of New York, I’ll give “us” props for being a place where making it public that a GOP official sent those idiotic chain emails about Obama being the Anti-Christ will immediately lead to outrage from other GOP politicians, an apology [...]

Curse you, Marvel Comics!

For making me want to buy soon-to-be-released Spider-Man comics featuring the one and only Stephen T. Colbert. Luckily for my finances, I don’t even know where to buy comics around here. Apparently, there’s been “Colbert for President” signs appearing in Marvel comics lately. Those brilliant, greedy bastards. EDIT: There appears to be a whole lotta [...]

Two cc’s of smelling salts, stat!

Had I been one of the men and women who had to witness such a vulgar, vicious, offensive speech, I too would have ignored the fact that I thought the bill that was about to be put up for vote was absolutely necessary to save the country’s economy, and would have voted no because, frankly, [...]

Ohio Church gassed, ignored by the national media.

Mosques count as churches, right? I mean, they’re “Islamic Churches.” Apparently some d-bag(s) threw some still unidentified irritant chemicals into a Mosque full of people (Adults, kids, men, women, etc) peacefully praying in Dayton, Ohio. The 300 or so inside were celebrating the last 10 days of Ramadan with dinner and a prayer session, but [...]

I’m freakin’ tired of seeing this crap.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Patriotism is not a synonym for Jingoism, nor Xenophobia. Thank you.

Minority outreach: GOP-style.

They keep doing it wrong: Didi Lima, the Clark County GOP communications director, also was removed from her volunteer role as a Hispanic community liaison for Republican John McCain’s presidential campaign over the remarks made earlier in the day while working at a McCain campaign booth. “We don’t want (Hispanics) to become the new African-American [...]

Please, somebody tell me this is a joke.

Danny Funderburk, the Mayor of Fort Mill, SC “is curious” about whether or not Obama is really the Anti-Christ. Of course, he resorts to weaselly language to pseudo-cover his ass (“When asked if he believed Obama was the Antichrist, Funderburk replied, ‘I’ve got absolutely no way of knowing that.’ “). That didn’t stop him from [...]

No, seriously…

…tell us how you feel about Sarah Palin running for VP, Jack Cafferty. Afterwards, please explain to us why you hate America, and why you are such a sexist pig who dare criticize vagina-american Sarah Palin’s super awesome qualifications. Side order of fuck yous to Wolf Blitzer going all apologist, because clearly one cannot criticize [...]

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