This is what happens when nutjobs use the tubes.

Reasonable. You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means. Oh, Conservapedia. Why must you be the source of so many lulz. This one article here, goes with a special dedication to OPB.

A website after mine own heart.

Mc Cain is really old dot com. A sample: Also from there, I learn that McCain is getting up-to-date in European political geography. He is now aware that the Germany has been reunified! Czechoslovak loyalists tremble.

Does anyone remember laughter?

Yes Robert Plant*, we do. But just in case you feel like you don’t, allow me to help. Patton Oswalt is one of my favorite standup comics. The man is hilarious. And the way he approaches subjects appeals to me. Here he is doing his KFC Bowl bit (NSFW language): More Patton Oswalt hilarious goodness [...]

It’s Friday!

So that means it’s about time for another family-values protecting crusader to get caught doing not entirely family-values approved stuff. Who is it this time? Peter Hong, who “[...] has been in and out of the Republican side of Minnesota politics since the mid-1990s, when he surfaced as a genial bulldog campaign press secretary for [...]

Somebody stop me!

One of the health concerns for veggies (comme moi) is getting enough protein in your diet (and btw, most people nowdays eat more protein than they need). Luckily for me, I’ve been eating protein-rich chickpeas lately. A LOT. I cannot stop eating delicious Chickpea Salad (mock Tuna/Chicken Salad style). It is delicious. Too delicious. And [...]

D-bag of the week.

Michael Savage, a hateful moron who says shit so ridiculous not even a person as disgusting as him can believe. So, who is he hating on now? The gays? The non-white? The non-fascists? Nope. Kids with autism and their families. Yes. You read that right. Michael Savage on his radio show on July 16th: “[a] [...]

Before I forget…

Go see The Dark Knight. I’ll even make it easier. Here’s the Fandango link to the movie. Enter your zip code and look for show times near you. Ignore your stupid inner voice that says “any movie getting this much early praise and hype is doomed to be dissapointing.” That voice doesn’t have a freakin’ [...]

Bill O’Reilly: Consumate Ladies Man.

OK, listen up. Viagra is used to help a medical condition. That’s why it’s covered. Birth control is not a medical condition. It is a choice. Why should I or anybody else have to pay for other people’s choices? Do I have to buy you dinner before you use the birth control? I see. Having [...]

Damn you, Al Gore!

Why must you come up with nice, succinct phrases that never occurred to me until I read them? Today I refer you to (there’s some pretty hilarious comments): Here’s the difference, when the demand for wind and solar goes up, costs go down. When demand for oil and gas goes up, prices go up. Nice [...]

It’s Let’s Make Fun of Grampa McCain o’clock again!

Seriously people, how can there be any doubt that being a PoW is all you need to be a super serious Foreign Policy expert? Let’s do a quick recap: October 2007: John McCain wisely advocates for setting up a missile defense system in Czechoslovakia. Obama is such an asshole that he didn’t text McCain (since [...]